1. “Pain is just evolution’s fire drill.”
2. “Fear might knock, but apathy opens the door.”
3. “If you can’t heal, you learn to hurt.”
4. “Mercy is a weakness for those who never tasted power.”
5. “Death isn’t the end; it’s just a fear I’ve eradicated.”
6. “I’m the nightmare your nightmares have.”
7. “Donning darkness isn’t a choice, it’s a survival trait.”
8. “The screams of the weak fuel my ambitions.”
9. “Hope is a luxury not all can afford.”
10. “Your limits will bend under the weight of my will.”
11. “Justice is subjective; brutality, universal.”
12. “The past is a scar I gladly wear.”
13. “Sympathy is a currency I’ve long spent.”
14. “I don’t kill out of anger; I kill out of certainty.”
15. “Perfection is just pain enduring.”
16. “Your story ends where my patience does.”
17. “Purpose is forged in the crucible of agony.”
18. “I laugh in the face of entropy.”
19. “Conscience is just the remnants of a weaker mind.”
20. “My ideals are etched in the marrow of my bones.”
21. “You claim to be a hero, but I’m the necessary evil.”
22. “Steel your resolve, for I am the blade.”
23. “The dark isn’t my prison; it’s my dominion.”
24. “You can’t break what’s already shattered.”
25. “Pity is the defeatist’s excuse.”
26. “I play by my own rules; chaos is my referee.”
27. “Fear is a leash I’ve long since snapped.”
28. “In a world of blind faith, I am pure logic.”
29. “Destruction is merely accelerated creation.”
30. “Peace is the lie people tell themselves.”
31. “I am the architect of my own reality.”
32. “Regret is an indulgence for the naive.”
33. “Why settle for human when you can be more?”
34. “Pain doesn’t define; it refines.”
35. “My heart beats to the rhythm of inevitability.”
36. “From the ashes of others’ hope, I rise.”
37. “Why fear madness when you can thrive in it?”
38. “I am the bloody truth to your painful lies.”
39. “Winners write history, and I’ll write yours.”
40. “Elegance in cruelty is an art form.”
41. “Apathy cleanses the noise of empathy.”
42. “What is a hero but a villain in denial?”
43. “Suffering is just another form of power.”
44. “Redemption isn’t in the cards I deal.”
45. “The strongest minds bend to the will of the fiercest heart.”
46. “Oblivion is just a step on my path.”
47. “I am the relentless echo of your worst choices.”
48. “Fortune favors the ruthless.”
49. “In a world that moves, be the immovable.”
50. “I don’t need to find peace; I create it in chaos.”
An Unsettling Encounter: Ajax and Deadpool
Deadpool: Well, well, well! If it isn’t the man with a face even his mother wouldn’t love—Francis “Don’t Call Me That” Freeman!
Ajax: Wade Wilson. Alive and… still trying to make red spandex a tough look, I see. Are we doing this dance again?
Deadpool: Oh, Francis! I’m here to chit-chat, gossip, and maybe squeeze in some life advice. For example, plastic surgery. Thoughts?
Ajax: Tell me, Wade, how’s it living without taste? Not referring to your style, though that’s accurate too, but your senses post-Weapon X. You must miss things like burritos… and personal hygiene.
Deadpool: Ouch! Direct hit! Almost as painful as your hospitality was at our last meeting. How’s the whole Mad Scientist gig treating you? Found a bigger test tube to hide in?
Ajax: I wouldn’t expect someone of your intellect to understand the complexities of biotech advancements. Still playing with action figures, I presume?
Deadpool: Only the expensive collector’s editions, my dear Francis! And speaking of advancing, how about we discuss your habit of dodging responsibility? Surely you’ve had a change of heart—or you just had one installed surgically?
Ajax: Change of heart is more your style, Wade. Literally. How’s that mutant healing factor treating you? Bet it’s kind of like keeping up with that quick wit of yours: it’s a full-time job.
Deadpool: Oh, the healing factor’s great—except for the cosmetic aspect. You know they say beauty is skin deep? Well, in our case, we might need scuba diving gear to find it!
Ajax: Enjoy your jokes while you can, Wade. Next time we meet, I might not be as patient.
Deadpool: And next time, I might come with extra crunchy chimichangas. We’ll see which one of us cracks first! Same time next week, Franc…is? Don’t be late; I have a busy schedule full of heroic mischief and mediocre pizza!
Ajax: We’ll see, Wade. Until then, keep… improvising.
Deadpool: Oh, Francis, my life is an improv. Tickets are free, but the show’s liable to change! Toodles!
And with that, Deadpool saunters off, leaving a noticeably unamused Ajax to plot his next move. Their rivalry? Far from over. Their banter? Forever classic.