1. “Luck isn’t a lady. It’s a game I always win.”
2. “When luck’s in your DNA, chaos becomes your best friend.”
3. “The world’s my casino, and I’m on a winning streak.”
4. “Who needs a plan when you’ve got luck on speed dial?”
5. “Every day is like a loaded dice—I’ve just got the magic touch.”
6. “In a world of zero chances, I make my own odds.”
7. “My kind of math favors luck over logic.”
8. “I turn disasters into my own versions of fortune cookie wisdom.”
9. “When bullets fly, my luck’s front and center.”
10. “Luck isn’t just about survival. It’s about domination.”
11. “I walk into chaos like it’s my living room.”
12. “Randomness isn’t a problem; it’s my specialty.”
13. “I’m the exception to every rule you thought you knew.”
14. “Where others see chaos, I see opportunity.”
15. “Behind every failed plan, there’s me, improvising success.”
16. “In this gamble of life, I’m playing with house money.”
17. “The harder the odds, the bigger my grin.”
18. “I lace my boots with destiny and let fortune run wild.”
19. “When everything’s going south, my luck heads north.”
20. “I treat every fight like it’s a high-stakes poker game.”
21. “Promising outcomes, no promises made.”
22. “Fear’s losing streak starts where my luck begins.”
23. “What breaks for others gets bent for me.”
24. “The universe tends to unfold in my favor.”
25. “It’s not about the stakes, it’s about my odds.”
26. “Survival of the fittest is old news; it’s survival of the luckiest now.”
27. “When life deals a wild card, I’m already holding it.”
28. “Balance is for tightrope walkers, I lean towards chaos.”
29. “Luck looks random, but it knows who’s in charge.”
30. “I’m the illegitimate love child of fate and chance.”
31. “Every risk is a chance to shine.”
32. “I redefine havoc into harmony.”
33. “I’m as unpredictable as the weather, but always sunny for me.”
34. “Luck isn’t passive. It’s my secret weapon.”
35. “I outmaneuver life like a game of chess with loaded dice.”
36. “If luck were a law, I’d be above it.”
37. “In the great lotto of existence, I talk to the winners.”
38. “My kind of power twists the universe into a pretzel.”
39. “I laugh at plans like they’re jokes without punchlines.”
40. “Accidents? I call them fortuitous events.”
41. “I make my own prophecies—and they all come true.”
42. “I’m the accidental ace in every doomed hand.”
43. “Luck isn’t just on my side; it’s in my corner.”
44. “When life’s a bumpy ride, I buckle up and shift to high gear.”
45. “I don’t roll the dice; I flip the table.”
46. “I invent success stories where others only see failures.”
47. “I drag destiny like a trusty sidekick to every mission.”
48. “Unexpected outcomes are just part of the charm.”
49. “If luck is a charm, consider me enchanting.”
50. “In a universe full of variables, I turn them into constants.”
Domino and Cable: Lady Luck Meets Mr. Time Travel
Domino: Hey, Cable! Fancy running into you here. I thought you’d be busy wrangling with time paradoxes or brooding on some dystopian rooftop.
Cable: Well, Domino, as much as I love a good rooftop brooding session, I figured I’d take a break. Besides, I heard your luck might just rub off on me.
Domino: Oh, you mean the kind of luck where everything goes my way and I come out without a scratch? Yeah, it’s a tough life, but someone’s got to have all the fun. I wouldn’t mind flipping a coin to see if you could borrow some.
Cable: Funny. Though I have to admit, dragging Deadpool around can feel like gambling with my sanity most of the time.
Domino:
Cable: Unpredictable is one way to put it. Speaking of which, I could use your brand of unpredictability on my next mission. What do you say? Up for a little time-travel chaos?
Domino: You know me, Cable, always ready for an adventure. As long as there are no robots trying to destroy the world—oh wait, that’s pretty much guaranteed with you, isn’t it?
Cable: More often than not, yes. But look on the bright side: we get to save the future and maybe grab some cool futuristic swag.
Domino: Now that’s my kind of mission. Count me in. Just promise you’ll try and stick to the timeline this time, okay?
Cable: No promises. Besides, do you know how hard it is to avoid stepping on butterflies?
Domino:
Cable: Then it’s settled. Let’s suit up. I have a feeling this is going to be one hell of a ride.
Domino: Just how I like it. Now, about those chimichangas…