- One time I auditioned to be Al Pacino’s butt double. It was like looking into a mirror—just, you know, the other way around.
- Playing Dr. Drake Ramoray taught me a lot, like how to pronounce big medical words and look good in a lab coat.
- You haven’t really auditioned until you’ve done one in a full Elvis costume—thank you, thank you very much!
- Being killed off and then brought back to life on ‘Days of Our Lives’? It’s like hitting the actor jackpot!
- I once had to play a 19th-century dandy. The tights were tight, but hey, the ladies loved it!
- Joey doesn’t share food! Not even with cute dates or small children.
- There’s no problem too big that a good sandwich can’t fix it. That’s just science.
- If eating pizza were an Olympic sport, I’d definitely bring home the gold for America.
- I’m a simple guy. Give me a meatball sub over a fancy dinner any day.
- You know you love food when you dream about sandwiches. And they’re good dreams.
- Living with Chandler? It’s like having a live comedy show 24/7, except I also get to keep the furniture.
- When Rachel moved in, I thought it would be like a sitcom. It was—complete with drama, laughs, and a duck.
- The key to a good roommate? Find someone who likes your quirks—or at least pretends to.
- Sharing my food is a big no, but I’d share my last slice of pizza with Chandler. That’s love, man.
- Roommates come and go, but no one could ever replace my buddy Chandler. Not even a chick and a duck.
- I’ve been on so many bad dates, I should get a frequent flyer mileage.
- A date once told me she’s vegan right as I ordered the biggest steak. Talk about bad timing!
- You know the date’s going badly when she cries more than watching ‘Bambi’.
- I once forgot a date’s name, so I just called her ‘baby’ all night. It was smooth until her mom called.
- Dating is tough—like that time I wore two different shoes to impress. I was stylishly confused.
- How you doin’? It’s not just a line; it’s an invitation to a conversation… or more.
- I started saying ‘How you doin’?’ and it just stuck. Like gum, but cooler.
- Every time I say ‘How you doin’?’ someone smiles. That’s pretty powerful stuff.
- It’s not just a catchphrase; it’s a lifestyle. How you doin’? Always good.
- That catchphrase got me more phone numbers than I could count. It’s like magic, but better.
- Friends are like sandwiches; the best ones have the best fillings—like loyalty and laughter.
- There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for my friends. Except dieting, Joey doesn’t diet.
- A friend once got stuck in a turkey, and I still think it’s the best Thanksgiving ever.
- In our group, I’m the food guy. You need a friend, you call me. You need food, you definitely call me.
- My friends are the family I chose—especially because they let me eat the last piece of cake.
- Being Italian means two things: your family’s loud, and your food’s gotta be good.
- Every Sunday was like a food marathon with my family. You didn’t just eat; you competed.
- My grandma’s lasagna recipe is a family treasure. It’s like gold, but edible and cheesy.
- In my house, talking with your hands is not just encouraged; it’s required for communication.
- You know you’re Italian when you use pasta as a unit of measurement.
- Leather jackets? They’re like a confidence booster stitched into clothing.
- My man bag? It’s not just stylish; it’s practical. How else would I carry my sandwiches?
- Fashion for me is about comfort. If you can nap in it, it’s a good outfit.
- I may not know much about fashion, but I know good leather when I see it.
- Wearing clothes that make you feel good is like eating comfort food. It’s essential.
- Being an actor is like being on a rollercoaster—except sometimes you beg for the downs so you can rest.
- Every audition is a chance to show a new side of Joey. Sometimes it’s my left side; it’s very expressive.
- You haven’t lived until you’ve acted in a commercial for hemorrhoid cream. Talk about range!
- Rejection is just part of the job. It’s like an all-you-can-eat buffet; sometimes, you hit the limit.
- One minute you’re in a soap opera, the next you’re dressed as a Roman soldier in a low-budget film.
- Life’s taught me to always keep a sandwich handy. You never know when you’ll need it.
- The best life lessons come with dessert. Always say yes to dessert.
- If you can laugh at yourself, you’ll never run out of things to laugh about.
- Sometimes you gotta take the crust off life and just enjoy the middle part.
- Love and sandwiches are alike. When you find the right one, you just know.
Acting Adventures
Food Fascination
Roommate Relationships
Dating Disasters
Catchphrase Culture
Friendship Philosophies
Italian Heritage
Style And Substance
Career Challenges
Life Lessons Learned
