- One time I auditioned to be Al Pacino’s butt double. It was like looking into a mirror—just, you know, the other way around.
- Playing Dr. Drake Ramoray taught me a lot, like how to pronounce big medical words and look good in a lab coat.
- You haven’t really auditioned until you’ve done one in a full Elvis costume—thank you, thank you very much!
- Being killed off and then brought back to life on ‘Days of Our Lives’? It’s like hitting the actor jackpot!
- I once had to play a 19th-century dandy. The tights were tight, but hey, the ladies loved it!
- Joey doesn’t share food! Not even with cute dates or small children.
- There’s no problem too big that a good sandwich can’t fix it. That’s just science.
- If eating pizza were an Olympic sport, I’d definitely bring home the gold for America.
- I’m a simple guy. Give me a meatball sub over a fancy dinner any day.
- You know you love food when you dream about sandwiches. And they’re good dreams.
- Living with Chandler? It’s like having a live comedy show 24/7, except I also get to keep the furniture.
- When Rachel moved in, I thought it would be like a sitcom. It was—complete with drama, laughs, and a duck.
- The key to a good roommate? Find someone who likes your quirks—or at least pretends to.
- Sharing my food is a big no, but I’d share my last slice of pizza with Chandler. That’s love, man.
- Roommates come and go, but no one could ever replace my buddy Chandler. Not even a chick and a duck.
- I’ve been on so many bad dates, I should get a frequent flyer mileage.
- A date once told me she’s vegan right as I ordered the biggest steak. Talk about bad timing!
- You know the date’s going badly when she cries more than watching ‘Bambi’.
- I once forgot a date’s name, so I just called her ‘baby’ all night. It was smooth until her mom called.
- Dating is tough—like that time I wore two different shoes to impress. I was stylishly confused.
- How you doin’? It’s not just a line; it’s an invitation to a conversation… or more.
- I started saying ‘How you doin’?’ and it just stuck. Like gum, but cooler.
- Every time I say ‘How you doin’?’ someone smiles. That’s pretty powerful stuff.
- It’s not just a catchphrase; it’s a lifestyle. How you doin’? Always good.
- That catchphrase got me more phone numbers than I could count. It’s like magic, but better.
- Friends are like sandwiches; the best ones have the best fillings—like loyalty and laughter.
- There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for my friends. Except dieting, Joey doesn’t diet.
- A friend once got stuck in a turkey, and I still think it’s the best Thanksgiving ever.
- In our group, I’m the food guy. You need a friend, you call me. You need food, you definitely call me.
- My friends are the family I chose—especially because they let me eat the last piece of cake.
- Being Italian means two things: your family’s loud, and your food’s gotta be good.
- Every Sunday was like a food marathon with my family. You didn’t just eat; you competed.
- My grandma’s lasagna recipe is a family treasure. It’s like gold, but edible and cheesy.
- In my house, talking with your hands is not just encouraged; it’s required for communication.
- You know you’re Italian when you use pasta as a unit of measurement.
- Leather jackets? They’re like a confidence booster stitched into clothing.
- My man bag? It’s not just stylish; it’s practical. How else would I carry my sandwiches?
- Fashion for me is about comfort. If you can nap in it, it’s a good outfit.
- I may not know much about fashion, but I know good leather when I see it.
- Wearing clothes that make you feel good is like eating comfort food. It’s essential.
- Being an actor is like being on a rollercoaster—except sometimes you beg for the downs so you can rest.
- Every audition is a chance to show a new side of Joey. Sometimes it’s my left side; it’s very expressive.
- You haven’t lived until you’ve acted in a commercial for hemorrhoid cream. Talk about range!
- Rejection is just part of the job. It’s like an all-you-can-eat buffet; sometimes, you hit the limit.
- One minute you’re in a soap opera, the next you’re dressed as a Roman soldier in a low-budget film.
- Life’s taught me to always keep a sandwich handy. You never know when you’ll need it.
- The best life lessons come with dessert. Always say yes to dessert.
- If you can laugh at yourself, you’ll never run out of things to laugh about.
- Sometimes you gotta take the crust off life and just enjoy the middle part.
- Love and sandwiches are alike. When you find the right one, you just know.
Acting Adventures
Food Fascination
Budget-Friendly Excellence
Roommate Relationships
Dating Disasters
Catchphrase Culture
Friendship Philosophies
Italian Heritage
Style And Substance
Career Challenges
Life Lessons Learned
