- When I wrote ‘Smelly Cat,’ it wasn’t just about the odor; it was a cry for acceptance in a world full of judgment.
- My songwriting process is like a magical mystery tour, except the mystery is why people think the songs are so weird.
- Each song I write is a window into my soul. Sometimes it’s cracked, but it’s always colorful.
- I find inspiration in the strangest places… like the time I saw a pigeon eating an ice cream cone.
- Music is my therapy. When I’m singing about dead birds or sticky shoes, I’m really healing myself… and hopefully, not scaring others.
- I believe in reincarnation. It explains why I can play the guitar with no formal lessons – I was probably Jimi Hendrix in a past life.
- My spiritual journey is like a buffet; I like a little bit of everything… Oh, and I always go back for seconds.
- Aromatherapy is part of my daily routine. It’s essential, like coffee… but smells nicer and doesn’t yell at me.
- Sometimes I talk to spirits, and no, not the ones in bottles—those conversations are totally different.
- I don’t just read my horoscope; I have a deep, personal relationship with the universe. It texts me.
- Living on the streets taught me valuable skills, like how to tell the weather from a pigeon’s flight pattern.
- I learned how to make mittens out of practically anything. Let’s just say, my sock puppets were not only entertaining but also very warm.
- When you’ve slept under newspapers, you appreciate every couch you crash on – even if it smells weird.
- Street life is tough, but it teaches you the most important survival skill: optimism… and a bit of light shoplifting.
- Every day was an adventure; you never knew where your next meal was coming from or if it was legally obtained.
- Having a twin is like looking into a mirror and realizing your reflection has a mind of its own.
- Ursula and I are so different. For example, I believe in karma, and she believes in… well, nothing.
- Family reunions are fun, but with my family, you might want to bring an exorcist or a therapist.
- I love my family, every last weirdo of them. It’s like a box of chocolates, but the chocolates are kind of nuts.
- Finding my birth mom was amazing. It’s like meeting your favorite character from a book, but you’re also in the book!
- Energy healing is wonderful. I mean, who needs doctors when you have vibes?
- I tried healing Chandler’s humor once. It’s tough when someone’s allergic to everything but sarcasm.
- Reiki is not just a technique; it’s a lifestyle. Like, if yoga and meditation had a baby.
- I use crystals for healing because let’s face it, they’re pretty, and they don’t argue back like people.
- My friends think my healing techniques are out there, but they all slept better with my homemade lavender eye masks.
- Dating a scientist was interesting. I had to explain why my spiritual crystals don’t belong in his lab equipment.
- Marrying Mike was like finding the right chord on a piano when you’ve been playing out of tune your whole life.
- I’ve dated some ‘interesting’ men, but it’s all part of finding yourself… and finding out who to avoid.
- Love is weird, delightful, and totally unpredictable… kind of like my wardrobe.
- In relationships, you have to compromise. For example, I let Mike think he’s the funnier one.
- Being vegetarian is not just about what you eat; it’s about saving the animals, one meal at a time.
- I’m vegetarian because I love animals too much. Also, meat is just a no-go for aura cleanliness.
- If everyone were vegetarian, the world would be a better place. And quieter, fewer chicken squawks.
- I’ve hosted vegetarian dinners and let’s just say, not everyone was thrilled about the tofu turkey.
- You can’t be a true food lover if you haven’t embraced the joy of a well-cooked vegetable.
- I wear what I feel, and sometimes, I feel like a giant sunflower.
- Fashion should be fun, expressive, and a little bit daring—like wearing two different earrings on purpose.
- My clothes are like my songs; they make a statement and sometimes, people don’t understand that statement.
- Why blend in when you can stand out with a neon scarf and mismatched socks?
- Each outfit I choose tells a story, usually a fairy tale with a twist.
- Animals have rights too, like the right to not be someone’s dinner or a pair of shoes.
- I speak for those who have no voice, unless we’re talking about parrots, they’re pretty good at speaking.
- Supporting animal rights is like being a superhero, but all your fans are furry.
- I go to protests and sometimes it’s just me and a sign, but every sign counts.
- My apartment is a safe space for all creatures; bugs, birds, even the odd squirrel. The more, the merrier!
- Being a masseuse means touching not just bodies, but souls. Well, mainly bodies.
- You meet all kinds of people as a masseuse, and yes, some are weirder than my third grade art projects.
- My massage table is a place of healing, and occasionally, a place of deep, snoring sleep.
- One time, I massaged a guy who thought ‘deep tissue’ was a philosophical concept.
- Everyone has a back story, and trust me, I’ve probably massaged it.
Singing Oddities
Spiritual Beliefs
Budget-Friendly Excellence
Life On The Streets
Family Ties
Alternative Healing Techniques
Love And Relationships
Vegetarian Advocacy
Quirky Fashion Sense
Animal Rights Activism
Masseuse Chronicles
