- When I wrote ‘Smelly Cat,’ it wasn’t just about the odor; it was a cry for acceptance in a world full of judgment.
- My songwriting process is like a magical mystery tour, except the mystery is why people think the songs are so weird.
- Each song I write is a window into my soul. Sometimes it’s cracked, but it’s always colorful.
- I find inspiration in the strangest places… like the time I saw a pigeon eating an ice cream cone.
- Music is my therapy. When I’m singing about dead birds or sticky shoes, I’m really healing myself… and hopefully, not scaring others.
- I believe in reincarnation. It explains why I can play the guitar with no formal lessons – I was probably Jimi Hendrix in a past life.
- My spiritual journey is like a buffet; I like a little bit of everything… Oh, and I always go back for seconds.
- Aromatherapy is part of my daily routine. It’s essential, like coffee… but smells nicer and doesn’t yell at me.
- Sometimes I talk to spirits, and no, not the ones in bottles—those conversations are totally different.
- I don’t just read my horoscope; I have a deep, personal relationship with the universe. It texts me.
- Living on the streets taught me valuable skills, like how to tell the weather from a pigeon’s flight pattern.
- I learned how to make mittens out of practically anything. Let’s just say, my sock puppets were not only entertaining but also very warm.
- When you’ve slept under newspapers, you appreciate every couch you crash on – even if it smells weird.
- Street life is tough, but it teaches you the most important survival skill: optimism… and a bit of light shoplifting.
- Every day was an adventure; you never knew where your next meal was coming from or if it was legally obtained.
- Having a twin is like looking into a mirror and realizing your reflection has a mind of its own.
- Ursula and I are so different. For example, I believe in karma, and she believes in… well, nothing.
- Family reunions are fun, but with my family, you might want to bring an exorcist or a therapist.
- I love my family, every last weirdo of them. It’s like a box of chocolates, but the chocolates are kind of nuts.
- Finding my birth mom was amazing. It’s like meeting your favorite character from a book, but you’re also in the book!
- Energy healing is wonderful. I mean, who needs doctors when you have vibes?
- I tried healing Chandler’s humor once. It’s tough when someone’s allergic to everything but sarcasm.
- Reiki is not just a technique; it’s a lifestyle. Like, if yoga and meditation had a baby.
- I use crystals for healing because let’s face it, they’re pretty, and they don’t argue back like people.
- My friends think my healing techniques are out there, but they all slept better with my homemade lavender eye masks.
- Dating a scientist was interesting. I had to explain why my spiritual crystals don’t belong in his lab equipment.
- Marrying Mike was like finding the right chord on a piano when you’ve been playing out of tune your whole life.
- I’ve dated some ‘interesting’ men, but it’s all part of finding yourself… and finding out who to avoid.
- Love is weird, delightful, and totally unpredictable… kind of like my wardrobe.
- In relationships, you have to compromise. For example, I let Mike think he’s the funnier one.
- Being vegetarian is not just about what you eat; it’s about saving the animals, one meal at a time.
- I’m vegetarian because I love animals too much. Also, meat is just a no-go for aura cleanliness.
- If everyone were vegetarian, the world would be a better place. And quieter, fewer chicken squawks.
- I’ve hosted vegetarian dinners and let’s just say, not everyone was thrilled about the tofu turkey.
- You can’t be a true food lover if you haven’t embraced the joy of a well-cooked vegetable.
- I wear what I feel, and sometimes, I feel like a giant sunflower.
- Fashion should be fun, expressive, and a little bit daring—like wearing two different earrings on purpose.
- My clothes are like my songs; they make a statement and sometimes, people don’t understand that statement.
- Why blend in when you can stand out with a neon scarf and mismatched socks?
- Each outfit I choose tells a story, usually a fairy tale with a twist.
- Animals have rights too, like the right to not be someone’s dinner or a pair of shoes.
- I speak for those who have no voice, unless we’re talking about parrots, they’re pretty good at speaking.
- Supporting animal rights is like being a superhero, but all your fans are furry.
- I go to protests and sometimes it’s just me and a sign, but every sign counts.
- My apartment is a safe space for all creatures; bugs, birds, even the odd squirrel. The more, the merrier!
- Being a masseuse means touching not just bodies, but souls. Well, mainly bodies.
- You meet all kinds of people as a masseuse, and yes, some are weirder than my third grade art projects.
- My massage table is a place of healing, and occasionally, a place of deep, snoring sleep.
- One time, I massaged a guy who thought ‘deep tissue’ was a philosophical concept.
- Everyone has a back story, and trust me, I’ve probably massaged it.
Singing Oddities
Spiritual Beliefs
Life On The Streets
Family Ties
Alternative Healing Techniques
Love And Relationships
Vegetarian Advocacy
Quirky Fashion Sense
Animal Rights Activism
Masseuse Chronicles
