50 Saul Goodman Quotes (Imaginary)

    The Art of Persuasion

  1. When you’re talking people into or out of trouble, it’s not just what you say, it’s how you sell it.
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  3. Persuasion is my bread and butter; I could talk a cat off a fish wagon.
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  5. Every word’s a tool, every pause a technique. It’s not manipulation; it’s strategic communication.
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  7. In my line of work, you’re not just a lawyer; you’re a salesman, a confidante, and sometimes, a magician.
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  9. The trick isn’t to make them believe you, it’s to make them want to believe you.
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    Ethical Flexibility in Law

  11. Ethics in law? More like guidelines. And guidelines are just fancy suggestions.
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  13. In the legal world, sometimes you gotta play a little dirty to keep things clean for your clients.
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  15. I don’t bend the law, I just stretch it till it’s more… flexible.
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  17. Think of it as creative compliance. It’s not about breaking the rules, it’s about bending them until they serve your purpose.
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  19. Where some see ethical dilemmas, I see opportunities for problem-solving.
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    Crisis Management Expertise

  21. Crisis? That’s just another word for ‘opportunity’ in a good suit.
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  23. Keeping clients one step ahead of the law isn’t just a service, it’s an art form.
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  25. In the face of chaos, the calmest voice with the craziest plan usually wins.
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  27. When the heat’s on, you don’t just need a lawyer; you need a firefighter, and baby, I’m all asbestos.
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  29. Think of me as a crisis whisperer. I don’t make the disasters; I just clean them up.
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    The Importance of Branding in Legal Practice

  31. You’re not buying legal services; you’re buying the Saul Goodman experience.
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  33. In the desert of legal trouble, my billboards are the oasis.
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  35. A memorable brand is the difference between a plea and a verdict in your favor.
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  37. Flashy ads? Please, I call them ‘client magnets’.
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  39. Saul Goodman isn’t just a name; it’s a promise of performance.
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    Survival Tactics in a Cutthroat Industry

  41. In this game, you don’t just watch your back; you patent it.
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  43. Survival isn’t about being the toughest; it’s about being the slickest.
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  45. Every day is a chess match; you gotta think five moves ahead and always have an exit strategy.
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  47. In criminal law, you’re not working a case, you’re surviving a minefield.
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  49. Keep your friends close, your enemies on retainer, and always know who’s got the handcuffs.
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    Client Relations and Retention

  51. In my business, the customer is always right, especially when they’re wrongfully accused.
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  53. Loyalty isn’t bought; it’s cultivated with a healthy mix of confidentiality and the occasional ‘forget-me-now’ favor.
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  55. Keeping a client isn’t about telling them what they want to hear; it’s about making them feel like they’re the only one you’re telling it to.
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  57. My secret to retention? Two parts discretion, one part ingenuity, and a dash of charm. Stirred, not shaken.
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  59. Remember, in this line of work, a happy client is one who stays out of jail and in my phonebook.
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    Navigating the Underworld

  61. In the underworld, it’s not about avoiding the sharks; it’s about swimming with them without becoming chum.
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  63. When you’re knee-deep in criminals, you learn to dance the tango. Step wrong, and you’re stepped on.
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  65. My motto for the underworld? Be the better devil they know.
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  67. Around here, trust is more valuable than cash, and nearly as rare.
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  69. Every meeting with the criminal elite is a blind date with danger—I always make sure to bring flowers and a getaway plan.
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    Laundering and Legality

  71. Money laundering? I prefer ‘financial hygiene’.
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  73. In the laundromat of legality, I’m just ironing out the wrinkles.
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  75. Turning dirty money clean? Let’s just say I’ve got a certain… flair for the whites and the darks.
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  77. It’s not about washing money; it’s about rinsing it lightly and hanging it out to dry under the radar.
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  79. When life gives you lemons, you don’t just make lemonade; you sell it through a lemonade stand that’s 100% compliant with IRS regulations.
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    From Jimmy McGill to Saul Goodman

  81. Jimmy McGill was a small-time lawyer looking for a break; Saul Goodman is the break.
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  83. The name change wasn’t just for show—it was a rebirth, from the ashes of Jimmy’s past into Saul’s phoenix.
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  85. You might say Saul Goodman is just Jimmy with a neon suit on, but that suit makes all the difference.
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  87. Jimmy McGill played by the rules; Saul Goodman sets them.
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  89. When you realize the game is rigged, you don’t quit playing—you just change your game piece. Hello, Saul Goodman.
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    Post-Breaking Bad: Life as Gene Takavic

  91. Gene’s just another mask, but the man behind it? He’s got more layers than a Wall Street Journal.
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  93. As Gene, I’m like a cockroach after a nuclear blast—surviving, but not quite thriving.
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  95. Hiding out as Gene, it’s not about laying low; it’s about relearning how to live when every stranger could be your undoing.
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  97. Gene Takavic isn’t a new beginning; he’s an epilogue to Saul Goodman’s story, written in shadow.
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  99. Every day as Gene is a page from a thriller I didn’t mean to star in, always checking over my shoulder for the final twist.
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