1. “Invisible? More like invincible in the right light!”
2. “You can’t see me, but trust me, my presence is legendary!”
3. “Why blend in when you can vanish out of the picture?”
4. “Being unseen doesn’t mean unheard—I’m a silent superstar.”
5. “Disappear for a moment, but leave an impression for a lifetime.”
6. “The art of vanishing: exit stage left, entrance stage unforgettable.”
7. “Going invisible isn’t just a power, it’s a lifestyle.”
8. “Catch me if you can—oh wait, you can’t see me!”
9. “Why fight when you can just vanish and let them wonder?”
10. “I may be out of sight, but I’m never out of mind.”
11. “My greatest talent? Making awkward moments disappear.”
12. “Gone in the blink of an eye, but not forgotten.”
13. “Invisible but always in the spotlight.”
14. “I’m the ghost of wisecracks future.”
15. “Vanish now, tell the tale later.”
16. “Who needs a secret identity when you can just vanish?”
17. “Spotted me? Must be my shadow—everything else is elusive!”
18. “From invisible to invincible.”
19. “The ultimate magic trick: vanishing without a trace.”
20. “You won’t see it coming, which is exactly the point.”
21. “I’m like a good mystery novel—full of unexpected disappearances.”
22. “Silence is golden, invisibility is platinum.”
23. “Vanishing: perfect for exits and doubly so for entrances.”
24. “Here today, gone in the next second.”
25. “My favourite thing about invisibility? No queues.”
26. “Seen it all, without being seen.”
27. “Quickest way out of a sticky situation? Be gone.”
28. “Game of peek-a-boo? Undefeated.”
29. “Invisibility isn’t just power, it’s perfection.”
30. “Elusive? Yes. Entertaining? Absolutely.”
31. “Vanishing: for when a mic drop just won’t cut it.”
32. “I prefer my entrances dramatic and my exits invisible.”
33. “I leave no trace but a lot of unanswered questions.”
34. “Here’s the real disappearing act: making bad jokes vanish.”
35. “My invisibility cloak is always in style.”
36. “Adventures are better when you’re unseen.”
37. “The quietest person in the room is often the most fascinating.”
38. “Vanish once—get twice the admiration.”
39. “Here’s to the unseen heroes. Literally.”
40. “Not all heroes wear capes; some just don’t appear at all.”
41. “Want to see the wonders of the world undercover? Just vanish.”
42. “Invisibility: the ideal trait for hanky-panky.”
43. “Behind every successful disappearer is an impressive comeback.”
44. “Why blend in when fading out is so much cooler?”
45. “No strings attached—just an invisibility cloak.”
46. “Think you’ve seen it all? Not until you’ve seen me disappear.”
47. “Whenever I’m cornered, I remind myself, ‘I can always vanish.’”
48. “In a world where everyone wants to be seen, I’m just fine vanishing.”
49. “When life gives you lemons, vanish; they’ll never find out!”
50. “To believe in the unseen is to believe in me.”
Vanisher’s Invisible Exchange with Domino
Vanisher: Hey Domino! Bet you didn’t see me sneak up on you, huh?
Domino: Ha! I see what you did there. You’re not as invisible as you think, Vanisher. Luck always has a way of tipping me off.
Vanisher: Luck? Is that what you’re calling it nowadays? I was actually testing my skills. You know, invisibility isn’t just about disappearing; it’s about making zero noise too.
Domino: And yet, your personality is louder than a mariachi band at a supervillain fiesta. How’s that working for you?
Vanisher: Easy there, Lucky! It’s all part of my charm. Speaking of, I’ve been working on a new routine. It’s called “Mission: Impossible meets Magic Mike.”
Domino: Oh boy, should I prepare for some dramatic stripping while hanging from invisible wires?
Vanisher: Close! It involves high-stakes escapades, minus any awkward lap dances. Trust me, it’s going to be blockbuster material. Already pitching it to Hulu. Or was it Netflix? Details, details…
Domino: Well, as long as you don’t vanish during the climax! Speaking of vanishing acts, might come in handy because Cable’s on the hunt for a “volunteer” for his time-travel mission.
Vanisher: Time bounce with Cable? Sounds tempting, yet terrifying. I’ll pass. Last time I ended up in the Jurassic period pretending to be a ghost. Not as fun as it sounds.
Domino: I can’t imagine. Though, if anything goes wrong, just do your thing—poof, and you’re out.
Vanisher: Exactly! Always got to keep one step ahead. Speaking of which, have to disappear for a sec. See you on the other side, Domino!
Domino: And just like that, he’s gone… again. Man loves a good exit!