50 Liz Lemon  Quotes (Imaginary)

Balancing Career and Personal Life Balancing my career and personal life is like juggling chainsaws while riding a unicycle. It’s a miracle I haven’t lost a limb yet.   Some days, I feel like I’m crushing it at work, but then I remember my fridge only has condiments and a questionable slice of cheese.   […]

50 Tracy Jordan Quotes (Imaginary)

Tracy’s Outrageous Antics: Behind the Scenes of TG I once brought a live peacock to the set because I thought it would inspire the writers. Turns out, peacocks don’t like writers.   I like to keep everyone on their toes. One minute I’m performing a scene, the next I’m riding a Segway through the studio. […]

50 Jenna Maroney Quotes (Imaginary)

Jenna’s Quest for Stardom: The Highs and Lows of Her Career I’ve played everything from a vampire cop to a singing janitor, and each role brings me one step closer to the stardom I deserve.   Hollywood is a rollercoaster, darling. One minute you’re on top, and the next you’re doing infomercials for wrinkle cream. […]

50 Jack Donaghy Quotes (Imaginary)

Jack’s Rise to Corporate Power: From Mailroom to Executive Suit I started in the mailroom with nothing but ambition and a polyester suit. Today, I own the mailroom.   Climbing the corporate ladder is about knowing which rungs to skip and which to break.   From those early days in the basement, I learned that […]